argh

went to gym today

after nearly two months

i feel like a sausage now

or i guess as close to what a sausage can feel.. i think a sausage feels like its been beaten up by. after it is compressed and churned up by metal mixers and squeezed thru a little sausage-making hole. maybe the bits of farmyard animal that made it can feel the residue of pain, you know like in the residue consciousness of the residue farmyard animal... i dunno maybe. i wonder which parts go into the sausage machine.

anyway what if i fall asleep during exams later.. i think that would be not good. maybe abel will skip the the paper again haha. then cref will screw him upside down... this is prelims omigod he'll be hunted down and cut up and sausagified just a chicken

good luck to all
but i think it needs a miracle for us to pass now
i think i need to get like 95% on this section just to pass overall

miraclemiracle but i dont think miracles happen in ao maths class. oh wait.. come to think of it actually... mr tan is like david copperfield. he makes his students disappear. in the course of a year he can reduce a class of 25 down to a dozen and then on the day of exams they all magically reappear again. but then they fail so what difference does it make.

miracles can happen i guess
if i pray for it to happen i think God will throw me into His sausage machine and create new life all over again. Ayam brand human sausage. call me Ayam. in the image of... a sausage.

blogging is so fun